December 2011
“Start writing. Write your own stuff because no one’s going to write anything for...”
– Amy Poehler (via whatsupdoc, lizdexia)
obscureclouds:
Even if you’re not very awful
You can always do things to be less awful
futuresushi:
killallnerdsdotexe:
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freakypermutation asked: Okay i have an idea for a movie. It's starring Adam Scott and it's a romcom and there's a montage set to Honey Bunny by Girls. I have that song posted, and then a photoset of Adam Scott gifs right above it, plz check it out if only so you can get an Adam Scott-induced boner
“if construction workers put as much effort into their work as nic cage does, we...”
– Colin dropping truth bombs (via arsenicandoldspice)
WAIT I FOUND IT
(via fedorafreak)
Colin: i wonder if there's some 12 year old kid who prays to jesus every night and tells him funny jokes
vondell-swain:
let’s all call 2012 “twenty-onetoo”
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fedorafreak:
Tumblr drama starter: reblog this to create...
octopole:
Ron Paul. Otherkin. Fictives. Homestuck. My Little Pony. Shipping. Obama. Racial Discrimination. LGBT Rights. Otakukin. Multiple Personalities. #Occupy. 19 year old girls making that duckface thing. Nerds. Neckbeards. Mens Rights.
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killallnerdsdotexe asked: Madison VanderMeer: Possibly the newest employee at Tim Horton's DETROIT STYLE HELL YEAH !!!!!! (cries)
futuresushi:
cataquack:
badashwilliams:
god so Tintin
i applaud its visual style
the only way I can explain it was that the textures and objects were all very realistic, but nothing else was? Everything moved in a cartoonish way even if it didn’t exactly look cartoonish. Idk it managed to be very very good looking without hitting uncanny valley. It was going for its own style, not trying...
GOING TO PICK JENN UP AT THE AIRPORT WOOOO
I think I've been drinking too much pop, I can't...
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TUMBLR
Literal
Worst
I don't think people who claim to be working for...
mohandasgandhi:
You’re beautiful, Tumblr. You make my points for me.
HIAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAKJHSILUAHAHAHAHA
Can we get serious for a moment?
mohandasgandhi:
I don’t even care to address this “transabled” and “transethnic” nonsense because it’s too ridiculous and insulting to take seriously.
Perhaps this will be the last thing I say about the Tumblr “social justice” community because while poking fun at it is amusing, it’s incredibly exhausting.
While I can see the merit of wanting to prevent “triggered” episodes of intense anxiety...
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heronqueenblues:
So you’ll ask: “That ‘thing’, transabled, just exactly what is it?”. It is hard to define in just a few words, the best way to learn is by going through the site, but in a nutshell, someone who is transabled “wants” to be disabled.
'transabled'
mohandasgandhi:
teramerapyar:
Jesus Christ. People are so stupid I want to cry.
TRIGGER WARNING
When I tell people who work in professions that actually achieve social justice about Tumblr, they do this:
Tumblr SJers, you are the antithesis of social justice. In fact, you make social justice more difficult to obtain. Knock it off.
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vondell-swain:
heronqueenblues:
can I send out a 100% serious call to people who consider themselves fictive beings to explain why they feel that way to me because I WANT to be understanding but my brain cannot wrap around that and I’m finding it difficult to comprehend
particularly I want to know where you think the fictive identity originates from and how it can be considered real when it...
I'm really worried about what I'll do when he dies
I’ll probably cry ngl
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futuresushi:
synecdoche:
Aaron Sorkin needs to write a teen drama that takes place entirely in a school because the whole rapid-fire dialogue and “walk-and-talk” thing is incredibly important when you’re thirteen and have three minutes in between classes to walk to your locker, get your books, and walk to class while also trying to quickly share an entire day’s worth of gossip with your...
The 10 Best Webcomics of 2011 :: Blogs :: List of... →
futuresushi:
mingdoyle:
Thanks for the nods, everyone who enjoyed THE LONELIEST ASTRONAUTS in 2011! It was a pleasure.
agreeablecomics:
Hey, there’s The Loneliest Astronauts, alongside stalwarts like XKCD and Penny Arcade and brilliant works such as Three Word Phrase and Registered Weapon. What an honor! Seriously!
getting this out of the way: what the eff word is xkcd doing on a best...
futuresushi:
unnecessaryhomestuckreferences:
mylifeismspa:
My dad referred to my oversized cup ramen as a “bucket of noodles”. I could barely eat anymore, I was actually really grossed out.
Submitted by anonymous
The symbolism here is clear to see. Obviously, the story is fictional, and the action taken by the Anonymous poster’s father is a clear reference to the unrequited love between...
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tinyharmonicasolo replied to your post: I painted a thing for Jenn when she comes to visit. It turned out pretty good!
you’re gonna be a good dad, man. i’m looking forward to being aunt robin.
DAW
I painted a thing for Jenn when she comes to...
I’ll post it after she gets it cause its a surprise
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heronqueenblues:
“oh, you’re an evangelical christian?”
“yeah definitely, are you?”
“oh no, I’m an atheist.”
“oh cool, let’s have a nice conversation so we can both understand where the other person is coming from but not force our beliefs on the other person and both realize that we have no need to prove to the other person that we are right”
“that sounds great, some degree of doubt and...
Happy 89th Birthday Stan Lee!
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schooled my bro at Scene It
suckaaaaaaaaa
vondell-swain:
cleavagepriestess:
gwenandherjugs:
vondell-swain:
dear everyone
stop making tv shows about teenagers having to balance high school with some other crazy thing that they do that they can’t tell anybody about because of some circumstance
#but buffy was brilliant tho
okay, stop making tv shows about teenagers having to balance high school with some other crazy thing that...
